Poor old Gary Neville must be as glad as hell that he made a career in football otherwise it is hard to see how he would have managed to get a job anywhere considering how dumb he is.

His latest idiotic statement is that Man Utd have the title in their own hands.

Now any mathematician aged eight or over would tell you that the team on top leading by two points having played the same amount games as the second placed team are actually the team that have it in their own hands.

But that did not stop Neville spouting off saying

“It is in our hands now and it has not been like that for a while.

“Chelsea have to come here and that is where we want to be. We want to win our home games.”

Silly man, makes no difference who is at home or away, it all depends on the points and whilever we can draw against them but they must beat us then we hold the advantage.

But we have always known Neville is a bit simple so this is nothing out of the ordinary.

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