Frank Lampard's "miracle clinic" uses human placenta!

Reports are saying that the Chelsea midfielder Frank Lampard has joined the ever-growing list of Premiership players flying to Serbia to see the Serbian doctor Marijana Kovacevic.

Others said to have benefited from her “miracle cure” are the Liverpool players Riera, Benayoun, Aurelio and Glen Johnson, and also the Arsenal striker Robin Van Persie.

The reports from Serbia said that the doctor was massaging horse’s placenta into the damaged tissue to speed up recovery, but according to Yossi Benayoun, she actually uses placenta from a woman, not a horse.

Benayoun said: “There were no animal parts used and no injections.

“The doctor has treated a lot of players and seems to be held in very high regard. She explained everything to me beforehand and told me she would be using fluid from a placenta that had come from a woman.

“Nothing went into the muscle itself. It was just a case of massaging the liquid on to the skin around the affected area. It meant I was able to play again and help the team at an important time within a fortnight.

“I never envisaged being on the pitch again so soon, and it shows what can be done with this treatment.”

It is not known if she will able to treat anyone in the near future, as it has been reported that she is currently in hiding as the health and tax authorities in Serbia are investigating her credentials and licenses.