I found this cheeky little comment on another website (Teamtalk), and i was impressed with their thinking!
Chelsea have made down payments on three youngsters yet to be born. Sources from the Sportingly Selective Sperm Bank, Moscow, claim that three tall, slim, blonde Russian women, previous occupations unknown, have been selected to carry the as yet unborn footballers to term. This way, Chelsea FC can engineer its future without ever resorting to poaching youngsters from other clubs.
Does anyone else think this is a great idea?