Ashley Cole voted England's third biggest b*****d!

In a crazy survey yesterday it was reported that the Chelsea defender Ashley Cole has been voted into third place in a poll to find England’s top ten b*****ds!

The poll was commisioned by Universal studios to coincide with the release of Quentin Tarantino’s new film; Inglorious B******ds.

It is thought that the ex-Arsenal star Cole was voted so highly as he famously cheated on the nations favourite WAG Cheryl when he had an affair with hairdresser Aimee Walton last year, and there have been persistent rumours that Ashley has been jealous of her rising fame, with the release of her first solo single that went straight into the charts at Number One.

The winner of the poll was, unsurprisingly, the BNP leader Nick Griffin, with Jack Tweed (Jade Goody’s husband) coming in second after it was revealed that he had an affair just weeks after burying his wife.

Joey Barton was the only other footballer in the top ten.